1. Vikingfjord

Vikingfjord is the undisputed KING of all vodkas! Its 100 proof, or 50%, and its SOOOOOOOO smooth you won't notice your'e drinking it! With orange juice, like how I drink it, you literally don't know it's there. Its Orange Juice that gets you pissed! However, there is a BIG problem with Vikingfjord. Its only available in Norway!!! Its virtually IMPOSSIBLE to find anywhere in Britain! I havta keep sending my Dad over there, so he can buy me some Duty-free!
Taste: 9 Drunkeness: 9 Hangover: 7

2. Smirnoff Black

Yes, a surprise new entry, Smirnoff Black! Not the strongest Smirnoff (at least, the Smirnoff Black that is legal in Britain isn't), but by far the nicest. Ridiculously expensive, but WELL worth it! Its very, very smooth, a close contender with Vikingfyord for taste. It comes in a fancy bottle, too! the only weakness against the mighty Norwegian brew is it's embarrasingly low percentage, at 40%.
Taste: 9 Drunkeness: 8 Hangover: 8

3. Absolut

Originally second on my list of vodkas, Absolut has been pushed into an embarrasing third, due to the GORGEOUSNESS of Smirnoff Black. However, it remains top in the classy bottle lists, and its still a damn fine vodka. Those Swedes know their stuff! With a nice crisp taste, Absolut will be unlikely to drop any further in the ratings, despite its high expense.
Taste:8 Drunkeness:7 Hangover:7

4. Smirnoff Blue

Smirnoff Blue has become my regular brand, for the pure and simple reason that it is the highest percentage that you can buy in Britain! 45%, its pretty damn strong stuff. And it does actually get me quite pissed indeed! Oh, the memories of being sick..... sniff... ANYWAY, Smirnoff Blue. Yes. Pretty clean taste, though not quite as smooth as the more expensive brands. Quite simply, Smirnoff Blue's selling point is HOW PISSED YOU GET! YAY! And that is all I have to say.
Taste:7 Drunkeness:9 Hangover:6

5. Smirnoff Red

This is the classic pub vodka. Unless you are a fool, and buy the cheaper, manky, pub own brands, Smirnoff Red will be what you are drinking. In the quantities the pubs give you, it tastes pretty nice, but of course WE don't wanna drink such piddly amounts as just 2 shots in a glass, oh no! When you up the vodka ratio, Smirnoff Red's weaknesses begin to show. Im not saying it tastes BAD, but you do need to cough a fair bit, and the smell isn't too hot either. And, of course, it's only 37.5%. But it is the best 37.5% you can buy, really.
Taste:6 Drunkenness:6 Hangover:6

6. Rachnaninoff

A rather contraversial entry, this one, recommended to me by my good friend Mr Richard Wheelhouse. Rachmaninoff, the original chocolate vodka! Yes, that's right, for some bizarre unexplainable reason this vodka has a chocolately aftertaste, an addition that makes it unique amoung all the vodkas i've drunk. However, that doesn't make it good. Only 37.5%, again, and you do cough a bit. So, it only makes 6th.
Taste:5 Drunkeness:6 Hangover:5