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Firstly, the facts. Morwenna. She's 19, and at Southampton University, where (in theory at least) she's studying Economics with Management. Personally, that sounds like the most BORING course you could ever do, but she gets round that by........ well, not actually doing it! Instead, she goes drinking. Every night. At about 4.30. I generally get phone calls on a friday night at 7.30 (ive barely started drinking) and she hasnt a CLUE what she's saying! "Ive had 24 shots, Owen. In my head. 24 shots, in my, head! Oh, Owen, im SO drunk!"
Morwenna also has FAR too many clothes. Its ridiculous. Shes like, the ULTIMATE shopoholic. She took me clothes shopping once (my wardrobe was apparently not suitable for College life) and was teaching me shopping ettiquette. You can NEVER buy anything on your first visit to a shop. The first circuit is the scouting circuit, to see whats on offer. Then you go to ALL the shops again, and begin to try stuff on, see what looks good. THEN, on the THIRD circuit, you can begin to buy stuff. At this point, I was close to suicide!
And her music tastes! Oh, god, she has the taste of a 12 year-old girl! Let me see..... S Club 7 are her favourite band. S Club 7, for gods sake!! And this great (!) popstars band, Hear'say, she loves them too. At least, I guess, she doesn't like Westlife. Cos that would be the final straw, I would have no choice but to kill her, cut her body into pieces, and drop them in acid. Cruel but fair, I think. 
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